The Eurovision Dance Contest is coming

The singy-songy people from Europe have been honing their dance moves. Whether the men in the scary masks from a couple of years ago will be involved, no one knows...

Finally it's here, the perfect fusion of "Europe" and "dancing". It was bound to happen, and just watching the lithe couple from the Ukraine interpreting hardcore rap mixed with African beats should be enough to whet the appetite for what promises to be a fantastic night of contemporary dance and betting. And just look at those 'bedroom eyes' they've got happening. Fifty quid says they've done it.